Rossi-ng all over the world – A U-logy

As you know, we here at the U-Logy are quite frankly terrible at writing things on time. No sooner have you put ‘Fola-it’s been good to know you – A U-logy’ to bed, than a member of Money’s Mid-table Marvels leaves and requires our in-immediate attention. And after 100 games and er, one goal, Jarvis has certainly earned it.

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Richard Money and the close season – For whom will the bell toll?

Well, that rather was the season that wasn’t, was it not? Wasn’t.

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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde – Putting the part-time myth to bed

I’m sure we’ve been here before: A title with a bad pun and a piece of long hard introspection following a gut-wrenching loss to Hyde.

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Gash but not forgotten – A U-logy

The U-logy would like it to be known that any double entendres in the following article are purely accidental, albeit probably still funny after all these years…

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Jez’s Signings – Were they really that bad?

Love may be best considered from a distance of centuries but we reckon that, in this case, six months will probably do.

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Cambridge Utd – One hundred years of ineptitude

…I don’t really mean that, I just got stuck on that reference and that was about the only ‘-tude’ word that seemed to fit. It’s only about 10 really.

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Extension, retention and poaching prevention – Pt II

Here’s part two of our look at the players whose contracts we would like to see extended beyond the summer. You thought we’d forgotten didn’t you? How cruel.

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James Jennings – All farewells should be sudden

As you might have guessed, and continuing with the U-logy’s theme of offering conciliatory remarks on the various misfits that pass through the hands of our highly (dys)functional club, we would like to offer a tribute to the man who AFC Barrow love to hate and the man our fans, certainly recently, have… loved to hate.

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Extension, retention and poaching prevention

It would appear we’re suffering from that most embarrassing of conditions – premature speculation. It’s just like The Apprentice, only with fifth division footballers.

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Robbie Willmott – A U-logy

Ok, ok, ok. It’s become quite obvious that we here at The U-Logy have a bit of a predilection for the more divisive characters who bless/curse (delete as per your whim) the hallowed Abbey turf and to that end I offer you one Robert Jeremiah* Willmott Esquire.

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